I've been thinking about dropping the PS3's price next month.......what do you think, Sony Soldiers? Just in time for GTA 4!
If those ARROGANT NAZISOFT SLUGS think they can "own" GTA 4's launch, they are sadly mistaken!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Nazisoft also promised a reliable console.
Nazisoft also promised that the HD-DVD add-on would be a good investment.
Nazisoft also promised that HDMI was unnecessary.
Nazisoft also promised they can manage more than 640p in their biggest game. (HA HA!!! PATHETIC!)
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Unearthed was supposed to be revealed at E3!
These GIMPS have ruined the surprise!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Listen carefully, this is the plan of attack:
-I will take my Sony Soldier army on a brave charge to the gates of Nazisoft HQ for the final showdown! Be prepared- the PIGS may be expecting us!
-iAmPS3- as Propaganda Minister it is your job to keep morale high among the Sony Soldiers!
-Captain Jack Tretton will take the Sony Pilots to the skies, to launch the aerial bombardment!
-Field Marshal Phil Harrison- your job is to prepare the artillery! Aim carefully!...
You don't want anymore "shortages", do you?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
The SLUGS actually think they have a chance!
Perhaps I should drop the PS3 price next month......and rid Europe of the 360 forever!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Icewake, you had better show Emperor Kutaragi the respect he deserves, you DRIBBLING PRIMATE!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
You are now my official Propaganda Minister! Keep up the good work!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Do these SMELLY, PRIMITIVE GIBBONS even realise who won worldwide sales in 2007?
Here's a hint, you braindead PIGS- begins with 'S' and ends with 'ony!'
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I should know, I am the KING of Sony Computer Entertainment!
Goodbye, Xbox DEAD, you are no longer relevant! You certainly weren't during Xmas 2007, anyway!
Remember that, PIGS? When Nazisoft took a DUMP on their entire fanbase?
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Codemasters are CLOWNS! No, they are SIMPLETONS! BUFFOONS! APES! BLITHERING IDIOTS!
Their FILTH cannot touch Gran Turismo!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Very good guess, my Sony Soldier!
Perhaps I will reveal BOTH of those games at E3.....
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It's about time everyone knew what Nazisoft are like:- Satan worshipping FILTH whose only purpose is to spread FEAR, DISAPPOINTMENT, REGRET and MISERY throughout the gaming community!
Their only goal is to crush people's dreams- If Nazisoft had their way, Christmas would be cancelled and all that's good in the world would be gradually destroyed.
PIGS, this is King Kaz's advice to you- "Jump Ship!"
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Here's a hint- The "something big" is the third game in a very popular series that began on the PS2.......
But that's not all, of course!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Do they really want their empire to continue dying?
Do they really want to be HUMILIATED again?
Those damn SIMPLETONS!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I have grown bored of CRUSHING THE BALLS of Nazisoft- they just aren't a challenge anymore!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Is it the one that breaks EVERY 2 SECONDS?
Is it the one with a childish wand?
Or is it.........the PerfectionStation 3?
I call it the "PerfectionStation 3" for a reason, you know!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
It's true, Sony Soldiers, they aren't talking with us.
They are BEGGING us!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Sony Soldiers- bow down to Emperor Kutaragi!
PIGS- just go away.
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
I know what you mean, iAmPS3, battling with those WiiKids would be far too easy- the entire Nintendouche fanbase these days seem to be 5 year olds!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!